Sunday, April 08, 2007

Bill Hicks, on Easter

"I was over in Australia during easter, which was intersting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit, left chocolate eggs in the night.

Now, I wonder why we’re fucked up as a race, anybody? Anybody got any clues out there?

Where do you get this shit from you know? Why those two things you know? Why not ‘Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer’ you know? As long as we’re making shit up, go hog wild you know. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on it's back goin' across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous conotation to it.

'Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!'.


'That's the story of Jesus'.

Who comes up with this shit?! I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the words ‘bunny’ or ‘chocolate’ anywhere in that fucking book".

-Bill Hicks

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oi, Easter grinch, why would I want Lincoln Logs? I am a girl.

Bring on the bunnies and chocolate eggs I say!

9:00 AM  
Blogger I Am Man I Am You. said...

easter grinch?? no way! i love easter. 4 days off in a row-and this year i actually scored 5!

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

easter? almost as useful as valentine's day or st. patrick's day. get out today and punch a christian!

4:45 AM  
Blogger rOb said...

WIsh I'd met Bill Hicks.

1:04 AM  
Blogger Andrew said...

Jesus was a fisherman and a carpenter. Get it?

2:18 AM  

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